Offer 02

9PM TEST

72 hour turnaround

I contact your business at 9pm, on a Saturday, and on a weekday morning. 3 competitors too. Every timestamp logged, every follow-up counted for 2 weeks.

What it is

I become a customer. I come through your website, your listings, your ads, whatever the real front door is, at the hours a real customer shows up and nobody is at a desk.

Then I do the same thing to 3 of your competitors, on the same days, with the same questions. That turns the result from an opinion into a ranking, which is the only version of this that changes anybody's mind.

What you get

Exactly what you walk away with.

Every enquiry timestamped

When it landed, when somebody replied, how long that took, and what they actually said.

3 windows tested

9pm on a weeknight, Saturday afternoon, and a weekday morning. The gap between those three is usually the finding.

2 weeks of follow-up counted

How many times you chased, on what days, and the exact message where you stopped.

The same 4 numbers for 3 competitors

Side by side with yours, so you can see where you actually rank instead of where you assume you do.

A recorded walkthrough

Short. I read the log out loud and say what it means, so you can forward it instead of explaining it.

What it is worth

Priced on the call, not on this page.

What each piece costs if you buy it on its own, from anyone.

A 3-window response probe on your business$300
2 weeks of follow-up tracked and counted$250
The same probe run on 3 competitors$450
A recorded walkthrough of the log$150
Total value$0

You pay a fraction of that. I will not put the number on a web page before you have told me what is broken, because the right tier depends on your Teardown and not on what you can afford.

Who it is for

Anyone who believes their response time is fine. It usually is, during office hours. This exists because most businesses have never seen their own numbers for the other 128 hours of the week.

Who it is not for

Businesses with no inbound at all. If nothing is arriving, speed is not your leak yet, and findability or capture is the place to start.

How it runs

72 hour turnaround, start to handover.

  1. Day 1

    You give me the front doors

    Site, listing pages, ad links, phone numbers. Whatever a real customer would use.

  2. Days 1 to 5

    I run the enquiries

    3 windows across the week, posing as a genuine prospect, from numbers that are not connected to me.

  3. Day 8

    The log and the walkthrough land

    Every timestamp, every competitor, with the recording. 72 hours after the last window closes.

  4. Day 19

    The follow-up addendum

    2 weeks of chasing counted, including the exact message where it stopped.

Why I test competitors too. A 6 hour reply sounds terrible until you learn the other three took 2 days. Or it sounds fine until you learn they answered in 4 minutes. The number only means something next to theirs.
What happens after

You have evidence instead of an impression, and it is yours to show your team. If you want the other 5 leaks measured the same way, this rolls into Teardown and you are not charged for it twice.

9PM Test

Talk it through before you buy it.

A short call about this offer specifically. If it is the wrong one for your business I will tell you which of the 6 is a better buy, and you can leave with that.